The 2001 NBA Playoffs - May 10, 2001
Teams on the Side
We know you have them. Joe
and Champagne's infidelities to the Nets exposed!
Draft Dodging
Part One
covers all the teams in the 2001 draft except the Nets. Joe matches players
with team. Part Two covers
the Nets exclusively.
Playoff Prognostications
New! Finals
• Conference Finals
• Conference Semi-Finals
• First Round
Pickpocketed
How Joe and Champagne's picks did, plus
our take on the games, series by series.
• First Round
(April 30, 2001)
• Conference Semi-Finals
(May 16, 2001)
New! Conference
Finals (June5, 2001)
The Nets-Centric
Playoff
Prediction System
How to pick playoff winners according to their records
against the Nets in the regular season. The
shocking results.
The Nets' 2000 - 2001 Regular Season
Joe's Quarterly
Reports
Joe sums up what he's seen, compiles
the best and worst moments, rates the players and coaches, and looks to
the future.
• First
Quarter - Mostly Cloudy, With Some Patches
of Sun (Dec. 11, 2000)
• First
Half - Retina Burn (Jan.
22, 2001)
• Third
Quarter - Burnt Offerings (March
7, 2001)
New! • Full
Season Report - Ban It and Burn It (April
25, 2001)
Auctioneering
Special
Joe and Champagne analyze a Nets charity
auction as a market index of player, team, and pop star popularity.
Includes: bids that will disturb you, and Power N' Motion prize
girls! (April 10, 2001)...Read
on...
Joe Netsfan's
All-Punk
Weekend
Celebrated in style. Four rosters packed
with fun (All-Star Weekend, Feb. 10 & 11,
2001).
• All-Punk
- Dedicated to those whose attitudes or indiscretions match or exceed
their games.
• All-Unsung
- These are the guys who turn foundering NBA teams into sea-worthy winners.
• All-Fly
- Flossin' and tossin'. Line up behind the velvet ropes.
• All-Headband
- Flop-sweat fashion. The fad that's sweeping the league.
Season in the Abyss
The
Nets go to hell. Four game round-up of Nets games lost over the December
holidays, when all hope of ascending to playoff heaven was quashed. (Jan.
2, 2001)
Crisis Desk
Chalupas
for All. Joe and Champagne cover the losing streak that led off the
second half of the Nets' season. Hand-wringing dialogue on what went wrong
on a slide that started with a brutal 0-5 West Coast swing. (Feb.
3, 2001)
Almost Paradise
A
Joe's-eye view from (nearly courtside). Joe and Champagne get as close
to the action as they've been all year...and by action, we (mostly) ain't
talking basketball. Includes "Smells like a hamster cage down here,"
Joe screams at a cheerleader, and Mitch Richmond speaking in tongues.
(Feb.
25, 2001)
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